I've Decided to Become a Nun.....or whatever

Normally I don't write angry pity posts.  Well, I'm upset.  So I get to because it's my blog.

All I want is....

Someone who holds my hand because they love me

Someone who searches for me at a dance because they have to dance with me or die

Someone who takes me on the stupid date they asked me on pretty soon after they ask

Someone who isn't stubborn

Someone who actually tries

Someone that just wants to sit next to me on the couch and eat mac n' cheese with me

Someone who has balls...seriously men you suck

is that too much to ask?  HECK NO!

I'm so tired of trying

I'm so done caring

I just want to get out of stupid "let's hang out and make out" Logan and move to Michigan.

I bet the LDS boys there have their stupid priorities straight

Since I'm sounding like a three year old throwing a tantrum, I might as well tell you why.

Once upon a time I liked a guy....a lot

I decided this boy was gun shy

So I approached him very subtly 

I didn't want to scare him into a hole so I approached him as a friend

but I never gave the friend card and neither did he

Slowly things were improving and my hard work started to pay off as I realized he was interested

VERY BIG HELLO TO THE YES SIGNS PEOPLE

Then I found out he doesn't like anybody.....what the heck am I supposed to do with that!

I'm not some desperate girl who will try even harder,

I will probably just give up 

because why waste my time on someone like that!

Seriously, packing my bags for Michigan.  I have all of next year where I don't know what I'm doing yet so I might as well leave the state, get married, and neeeevveeerrr come back.

Except for holidays of course.

UGGGHHHHHH I just want to punch someone in the face!