So I've decided to treat this blog more like a diary. Which it is, but I don't really care if people read it unless I think I was particularly witty that day. Then I will show it on facebook. Other than that, people are going to have to go through old posts to even know this one exists. Well, because it's kind of embarrassing.
I've always had this sixth sense of when a boy likes me.
No, never with someone I like.
I swear, nobody knows when they actually like the person.
I'm talking about the best friend got your back type.
The dependable, lovable, but not your type kind.
Viral Video for your benefit:
Signs that your best friend likes you:
1) They call you all the time. Not text.
2) They stare at you.
3) They hint at being married. Which frankly makes no sense.
Why would you automatically jump to marriage, if you didn't like them somewhat?
Geeeez Utah people, instead of hinting make it happen before you hit friend zone!
4) After feeling awkward for a few hangouts, which sucks because
you are used to them being your bestie, they make a move.
Seriously, this has happened to me many times.
You think they just want you to watch a movie, and then all of a sudden you're holding hands!
And since I suck at telling people how I feel, I just sit there going into a panic attack.
Finally, I get enough of my wits together and escape to the bathroom for twenty to thirty minutes.
That usually gives away how I feel, especially because when I come back I sit
as far away as possible.
Real Story Sidenote:
I was a freshman at USU living in the towers. My first day of school, I ate at the Junction for breakfast. I was reading a book, and this guy came to sit at my table.
We started talking, and he asked me if I wanted to hang out.
I said yes because I was a silly freshman with no sense of creepy guys and I came from Happy Valley Utah.
I was such a stupid freshman.
Anyways, he followed me back to my apartment and picked a movie for us to watch.
We went downstairs to this huge rec room they have in the basement, and sat on the chastity couches.
That's what we called them because they are so uncomfortable and nobody could make babies on those things.
Within ten minutes of the movie he had me in this tight embrace. I was freaking out because he was so strong and didn't know how to get out.
And that is when the bathroom is the best excuse.
I literally disappeared for twenty to thirty minutes.
Came back when the movie was almost over.
50 first dates is one of my ultimate cuddle movies for some reason.
Ok sorry, when he left I pushed the one on the elevator for him and the six for me.
I gave him a fake phone number, and pressed the elevator close doors as fast as possible.
Horrible first day of school experience.
Plus I don't even remember his name, and he made out with my best friend.
Who had to do the same thing that I did.
5) However, it doesn't matter if you sit far away because they will eventually end up next to you holding your hand again.
The most ironic part of this whole concept is that you probably liked them in the beginning, but they put you in the friend zone.
Girls, you don't think you have the power, but you do.
Once you don't care, you watch them crawling back to you begging for you.
And you know what, sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn't.
Girls have always been smarter with the whole liking concept.
Applause for my gender!
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